Introducing Sarcasm Tomatoes!

Hi there! Have you ever been on an Internet forum and said something sarcastic and got immediately eaten alive by other posters because of lost context?  Have you ever texted someone something sarcastic and they took you seriously? Have you ever decided to just not comment because people would just think you're an asshole?

NEVER FEAR, SARCASM TOMATOES ARE HERE!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

 Most of us have smartphones. Some people have emoji keyboards. If not, I can't help you, you'll be misunderstood forever. For me, a current Dino phone user of iOS 7 on an iPhone 4s it's down at the bottom and looks like a little globe. 

     See it, the globe at the bottom?

Well, inside is a plethora of little pictures and I sound like a condescending asshole but the tomatoes are in there. You know it, for some reason there are tomatoes and eggplant but I don't think there's any carrots...anyway, moving on. 

 Use these tomato quotes and I guarantee people will be more worried about the tomatoes than arguing with you. Even if you have to explain they mean sarcasm, it's still better to have to explain them than to get misunderstood. 

Example!   Your friend texts you and asks if you want to meet at the bar for drinks.

 Friend: hey, since we are all going out can I invite Amanda? 

  (Everyone hates Amanda because she always throws up in someone's car)

 You: sure, everyone would love it if she came out.

 Friend: okay I'll call her too!

    NOOOOOOO!!!!

See if you had used my tomato quotes, you wouldn't need to awkwardly clarify after she got all excited. 

  You: 🍅sure, everyone would love it if she came out.🍅

  Friend: what's with the tomatoes?

  You: it's being sarcastic, Amanda can't hold her liquor and I haven't got the smell out of my car yet. 

  Friend: oh yeah...

 Then, over time, your friends will start to use them too and already know what you mean. Everyone wins! 

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🍅just what we need, more snow!🍅

🍅I could use six solid hours of children screaming🍅

 

The sarcasm tomato quote system, filling all of your contextual dark humor needs! Get yours today!!